So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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