I CAN MOONWALK!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
The ass gains better be worth it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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