belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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