she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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