That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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