I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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