one word: firstdatebathroomanal
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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