How'd it feel making her break her religion?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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