Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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