I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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