Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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