We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize