I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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