Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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