I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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