I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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