i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ketchup is God's man juice
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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