You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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