yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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