But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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