OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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