your room smells of hookers.
And success
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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