Umm I'm too high to move.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Randomize