Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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