Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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