ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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