Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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