where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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