spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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