We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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