Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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