She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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