smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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