it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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