At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Come share oat with me in your robe
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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