I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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