Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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