the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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