Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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