did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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