perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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