apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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