Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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