just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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