I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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