Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
dude. I can hear the air.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? Youโre excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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