I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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