I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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