I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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