I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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